Stuart Christie (2011): 'Alcalá de Henares Penintentiary with Jimmy Wagner (Jimmy was serving 30 years for murdering a moneylender). For Glaswegian style aficionados, my shirt is a Bob Fletcher original . . . Alcalá penitentiary, originally — pre-Franco — the 17th century Convento de Santo Tomás — is now, believe it or nor, a luxury hotel, a Parador no less!'